They Must Be Joking?!

I pretty much have the whole assignment done for me right here, but really my focus in this photo is the vest.

Rick Owens design: Black Porterville Anubis Down Vest. Currently on sale for 43% off it’s original price of $2,405 USD and is now $1,371 USD.

…But where do you put your keys, wallet, and cell phone in this outfit? Balenciaga’s got you covered…

Balenciaga Chips Bag $1,890 USD. Supposedly, they have a wallet version coming out this summer 2025. It says there’s low stock on this item.

This outfit is coming together nicely. Now I’m going to suggest with this ensemble a watch by Jacob &Co.

Astronomia Solar Zodiac $320,000 USD. As described on their website, It has a “double- axis flying tourbillon, a spinning diamond moon, 288 facet gems of intense color,” and I don’t know how, but somehow it tells the time as well. It sounds steep, but click on the link and watch how the whole thing spins around.

Billy Bob Thornton recently admitted that he wears ladies jeans because of his skinny legs. These are listed as women’s jeans, but they’re super baggy and a man could definitely pull them off with this outfit. The key here is the contrasting styles so that it’s not so matchy matchy.

Balenciaga Super Destroyed Baggy Pants $2,450 USD Front and Back view. These jeans are like right out of the lookbook from Mugatu’s Derelicte collection.

If you find any amazing garments like these on sale, email me and let me know.