I’m trying to make this my full-time job!

Join the Movement

I offered you some crap to buy and you weren’t interested. I tried to recommend some great life-changing products to you, but you didn’t buy them. Now I want you to just give me some money, please.

Your laughter and compliments don’t pay the bills. Be a king or a queen and support your local artist jester.

Below you can make a one-time donation, or to make it easier on you, so you don’t forget, weekly and monthly donation options as well. You will also find a “custom amount” field there if you’re feeling very generous or if you’re a homeless piece of s%#! (victims of the recent wild fires excluded) reading this at the library, and can only donate like a dollar, then that can be done there as well.

STOP!

DON’T BE CHEAP!

Thank you, Come Again!

Spread the Word!