Whorticulture Barefoot 0CS Shoes

On the heels of the launch (pun intended) of the Balenciaga Barefoot “Zero” shoes. My own satirical, luxury, fashion brand, Whorticulture™ Couture , has released its own barefoot shoes, the 0CS shoes, wherein the “CS” stands for “Common Sense,” and you have 0 if you purchase these. However, we are selling ours for $449, which is a dollar less than the Balenciaga version.

Revolutionary Design: Embrace true minimalism with our ultra light barefoot shoe. So comfortable you’ll forget it’s there!

Unique Toe Cover: A regular sized Whorticulure Couture band-aid on the big toe for that perfect combination of support and style.

Eco-Friendly: Less material means less waste-- fashion that respects the planet.

Order now and receive an extra set of band-aids, absolutely free!